koran

koran
1. (Koran) (1413↑, 666↓)
A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.

Make sure you bring enough Koran for your camping trip.

2. (koran) (850↑, 596↓)
Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.

Crazy bastards knock down bulidings over this book? what fucking idiots.

3. (Koran) (741↑, 500↓)
Is a ripped off version of [The Bible]. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago. They said that Abu Bakr, [The Prophet Muhammad] 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible. In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow\! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil\! lol

4. (Koran) (442↑, 210↓)
An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds.

Person 1 : "I feel like doing something crazy tonight, but I need justification" Person 2 : (Hands person 1 a copy of the Koran) "Here ya go buddy, close your eyes, pick a page and then pick a verse. That imaginary Allah dude will be stoked that you're dumb enough to go to jail for this shit".

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5. (Koran) (645↑, 446↓)
The "holy book" to all Islamic peoples. If read, one would find that they want to "slice the fingers and necks of the unbeleivers" and force them into "submission" into the Islamic faith. A book written by Mohammed (Probably while he was doing drugs) in which if when you die in good faith, you go to heaven to bang 12 year old boys and 12-19 year old virgin girls.

Reading the Koran is Terrorism

6. (Koran) (10↑, 21↓)
A Heavy Book. Too heavy for a paper-weight but makes a great doorstop.

"That large Cockroach did not know what hit it when I slammed it with the Koran."

7. (koran) (396↑, 457↓)
Also known as the Qu'ran, it is the Muslim holy book.

before i go to the mosque, i make sure to read at leat a chapter of the Koran

8. (koran) (167↑, 229↓)
The holy book in Islam. Many people assume its a guideline of war of terrorism. But those people are just ignorant.

Have you read the koran, its all about peace. Those who think otherwise are completely ignorant.

9. (koran) (482↑, 544↓)
The sacred text of Islam, considered by Muslims to contain the revelations of God as a guidence for humankind.

The Koran is a varient of Quran or Qur'an (spelled different ways).

10. (koran) (79↑, 152↓)
it's actually spelt "Quaran" in English, so idk why people say Koran. anyway - it's the holy book of the muslims. it talks all about peace and teaches us the way of life. The Quaran does not teach us to hate, it teaches us to love one another. no matter what race, religion or color. Many people think Muslims are crazy when we're not, the crazy ones are the ones who are bombing the US and other parts of the world. To allah [god] they are not muslims because they participate in bad acts and if you kill someone in islam, you go to hell. Forget everything you've heard about Muslims being terrorists. You'll realize how peaceful they actually are if you visit the Middle East. Al Qaeda is Islam gone bad, just like the KKK is christianity gone bad.

Person 1 :yo man does the koran have the answers to everything? Person 2 : sure does.

11. (koran) (62↑, 139↓)
Koran is the holly book of the Muslims. It is a book full of wisdoms and many answers to the meaning of live. It helps people make better choices and live their lives more useful. At this point it’s the most fast growing religion on the planet. To me and many this indicates that this is the one and only true religion. Its not only the Arabs that are strict Muslims, out of research you can state that many western people turn to the Islam. The Koran exists out of holly manuscripts that god send to our profit. Also it’s a fact that the Koran is the only holly book that has never changed trough out time.

(the koran holly book of the islam)

12. (koran) (85↑, 192↓)
The holy texts of the religion Islam containing the words of the porphet Muhammed. Can be seen as somewhat of an equivalent to the christian bible and and the jewish kabbalah. As all holy texts it is submitted to many different interpretations, which in turn has led to religious movements and even war. An example of this is the jihad issued towards the western world by al Qaeda.

To me it's just a book, but many sees the Koran as the most important texts in the history of civilization

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Koran —     Koran     † Catholic Encyclopedia ► Koran     The sacred book of the Muslims, by whom it is regarded as the revelation of God. Supplemented by the so called Hadith, or traditions, it is the foundation of Islam ( see Islam (Concept) ) and the… …   Catholic encyclopedia

  • Koran — Ko ran (k[=o] ran or k[ o]*r[aum]n ; 277), n. [Ar. qor[=a]n; with the Ar. article, Alkoran, Alcoran; = Turk. Pers. qur[^a]n, from Ar. quran, qoran, book, reading, from q[^a]r[^a], read. See {Alcoran}.] The Scriptures of the Muslims, containing… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • Korân — (mit dem Artikel: Alkoran, der »Vortrag« der göttlichen Offenbarung), das in arabischer Sprache verfaßte, von Abu Bekr und Omar aus Aufzeichnungen und mündlicher Überlieferung der Gläubigen gesammelte und vom Kalifen Othman in offizieller… …   Meyers Großes Konversations-Lexikon

  • Koran — (arab.), Lesen od. Gelesenes, mit dem Artikel Alkoran, die Heilige Schrift der Muhammedaner. Der Inhalt des K. ist sehr mannigfach; Unterredung mit Gott, Erzählung, Belehrung, Ermahnung, Drohung u. Verheißung, bürgerliche u. religiöse… …   Pierer's Universal-Lexikon

  • Koran — [kə ran′, kərän′; kôr′an΄, kôrän΄] n. [Ar qur ān, lit., book, reading, recitation < qara a, to read] the sacred book of Islam: in Muslim belief, it contains revelations made to Mohammed by Allah Koranic adj …   English World dictionary

  • Koran, el — Koran, el, Ort im Distrikt und in der Provinz (Mudirieh) Girgeh (Oberägypten), mit (1897) 3862 Einwohnern …   Meyers Großes Konversations-Lexikon

  • Korân — Korân, Alkorân (d.i. Verkündigung), das arabisch geschriebene Religionsbuch der Mohammedaner, von Abû Bekr gesammelt, vom Kalifen Othman definitiv redigiert, enthält die von Mohammed verkündigten göttlichen Offenbarungen in Reden Lobpreisungen,… …   Kleines Konversations-Lexikon

  • Koran — Koran, das Buch, die heilige Schrift der Muhamedaner, die Grundlage des Islam (s. Muhamed), welche nach der Tradition Muhamed von Gott selbst empfing und aus einer Reihe von Erzählungen, Offenbarungen, Gebeten, Ceremonial und Sittengesetzen… …   Damen Conversations Lexikon

  • Koran — Koran, der, arab. Alkoran = das Buch, die heil. Schrift der Mohammedaner, die ihnen Quelle der Theologie sowie der Rechtsgelehrsamkeit ist. Mohammed war des Schreibens unkundig, viele seiner Anhänger glauben noch heute, der Engel Gabriel habe ihm …   Herders Conversations-Lexikon

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  • Koran — 1610s, from Arabic qur an a reading, recitation, book, from root of quara a he read, recited. Related: Koranic …   Etymology dictionary

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